Ten Guilty Pleasure Songs

Songs I will never let others catch me enjoying ..

10) Korn "Twisted Transistor"
Ask a Korn fan, any true Korn fan and they will tell you that this song is so not metal. It's incredibly NOOB, a watery poop nugget from Korn's past material, sell out in the extreme. I still think it's the coolest song they've ever done.

9) Lil Kim "How Many Licks"
She’s dirty, she’s horny, she’s slutty, shes in control. I love it!

8) Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"
The decline of my beloved Gwen, yet I find this song perfectly acceptable, and only this song. Please Gwen, go back to your bitchin pre-2002 No Doubt ways.

7) My Chemical Romance "Demolition Lovers"
No one knows I once listened to emo. Like 6 years ago, OK?!

6) Hollywood Undead "Turn Off the Lights"
Dumbest excuse for a band/rap group ever. So why do I have their song downloaded to my computer?!

5) Jennifer Lopez "Get Right"
Jennifer sucks so bad. She's so obnoxious and squealy. However, I can ride the elliptical like no ones business when this song is on.

4) Kanye West "Stronger"
I don’t like Kanye. I don’t like rappers sampling Daft Punk. 2+2=7

3) Kriss Kross "Jump"
This was so cool when I was 5. Secretly it’s still cool 17 years later.

2) Shania Twain "You're Still the One"
Mushy, gushy country love. How romantic.

1) Britney Spears "Gimme More"
It’s Britney Bitch! Eff off, Britney. Out of all the singers in the world why are you the one who is vocalizing my favorite pop song?

Hope those who celebrated had a Happy Thanksgiving!